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I miss cuddles.
I miss you too Britts! And don’t be sad, I’ll come over in a few. I’m just trying to get this stupid crap done for English class. I’ll come soon enough. Promise. :)
(via britt-sp-deactivated20111217)
Did you guys know that molasses is actually just “mole asses”?
Brittany fact of the day.
Oh god he took him to his house? How quaint, this is just gets more and more hilarious as it goes on.
But no, sweety, your brother just doesn’t have anywhere better to go. Go figure.Yeah Noah is home a lot lately. During the summer he’s doing his pool thing. He won’t let me help. Says I’m a blocker…I dunno what the means. U r pretty I don’t no why he broke up w/ u
Oh, it’s cause he fell in love with an elephant and I think it led him to realize he only likes boys. Go figure.
It means “not even”
Why is he staying in his room? Do u think he’s grounded for having that boy over here?
Oh god he took him to his house? How quaint, this is just gets more and more hilarious as it goes on.
But no, sweety, your brother just doesn’t have anywhere better to go. Go figure.
Like between football and glee and working, I’m just kind of sitting here.
Like a pitbull or something.
Don’t you have Berry?
(Source: sebastian-s-smythe)
-lebanese started following you
Oh Hi you used to date Noah.
Date is a very strong word, but I sort of guess you can look at it that way. So how’s life, princess? Make sure you don’t get too excited about moving into Puck’s room, he’s going to be staying there for a very very very long time. Oh and hi to you too.
You are already doing it Santana. You are filling your life with hate and it’s gonna turn you bitter and cold. My Rabbi told me that people don’t realize that they are pushing people away until they are gone. You don’t have to do anything to Brittany but she’s gonna wake up someday and truly see you. You can try to trick, manipulate, lie all you want but Brittany is pretty in-tune with the heart and she is gonna see it when there is no more room for love.
You are gonna be alone.
Excuse me? Now if there were awards for people most unsuitable to give these kind of speeches you’d be winning three right now. Now let me give you a wake up call, I am more than honest with Brittany and she knows why I do everything I do. We share everything, it’s called being friends. If anyone is going to be alone it is going to be you, and the funny thing is that you’re going to be alone in the most hilarious of ways.
You’re never going to be alone, you’re always going to have some desperate middle aged woman or maybe even dads now and you’re always going to have them in your bed - but guess what? You’ll be even more alone than ever, and that’s the part that makes me laugh.
So go ahead Puck, tell me I’ll be alone but I know that I won’t because I believe in the friendship that Brittany and I share. We love each other, and not in the creepy way everyone wants to force onto us, but it’s there and someone does love me. I don’t think I can say the same for you, now can I?
My girl? If you mean Santana, she isn’t doing anything to anyone. She just is…uh, keeping it real and telling the truth or something. Don’t ever call her a ‘lesbo’ again or I’ll make a wish and have you eaten by a pack of lesbos.
I know you live in this world or whatever but you need to serious wake up and see that Santana is a bitch. She destroys people just to get her way and one of these days it will be you. B/c she’ll have to make that decision between you and her…and it will always be her.
Okay you can get all up in my face and say whatever the hell you want to me but do not go and try to start crap with Brittany.
Number one, yeah you’re right I’m a bit of a bitch and number two I do happen to be very self interested but don’t you dare question my loyalty to Brittany. She’s my… My best friend, and I would never do any of the crap I do to you losers to her.
I know, because you’re a strong girl and you don’t let anyone upset you. I’m just not enjoying seeing it, I want you to always be happy.
I’m fine Brittany, promise. And I don’t need anyone to like me to be happy, as long as I have you then I’m great.
(via britt-sp-deactivated20111217)
Stop the violence, bring me some candy and leave Santana alone. She is not a lesbo, she’s a beautiful girl not an animal!
It’s fine, Britts. Trust me, none of it is getting to me. Don’t worry your pretty little head over it. :)
(via britt-sp-deactivated20111217)
Fuck you lesbo
Don’t call Santana that!!!
Britts, honey, don’t worry I got this. Don’t waste your time on him, you’re so much better than him that it isn’t even funny.
Now ‘afores I tear you a new one that you and Kurt will undoubtedly take full advantage of lemme just say this - I am not a lesbo. And for all of the people in the school that could call me that you’re the most pathetic one to even attempt it. Let’s get just a few things straight here, as foreign as I’m sure that word is to you now - even though you’ve probably proven just how much of a better lay you are than that furry little midget Kurt is never going to leave his a capella singing boyfriend for you.
And yeah they make break up because of yours truly but that is never going to make his prissy little ass come running to you. And even if by some act of God he does you two are never going to be together for more than a few months cause guess what? Once this school year ends lady lips is outta here and you, my dear friend, are going to be stuck in this town forever. I know you’re always blabbing about getting “Puckzilla” or some other stupid nickname you have for yourself tattooed onto you but how bouts instead of that you just get “Lima Loser” because in the end that’s all you really are.
So please, go enjoy the last few bits of time you have with that primp and tidy little elf of a guy you’re seeing before you have to start preparing yourself for a life working at a factory or something as equally glamorous.
(Source: -lebanese, via britt-sp-deactivated20111217)
puck4pay replied to your post: What the hell r u doing!? U r one crazy bitch
Fuck u seriously. Why the hell would u even say that. Jesus forgot about making out later…kinda tired of u anyhow
Oh Puck, sometimes I wonder how I didn’t catch stupid from you. And it was all necessary in the grander scheme of things. Calm your mohawk down and go make out with your new little boy toy.
